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I was reading a sex scene between an angel and a mermaid in true form. I had to stop--I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt--when he stimulated the opening under her anal fin.
It's an erotic tale (ahem) but the anal fin really yanked me out of the story. I'll never look at the Walmart fishies the same again. Fish sex. Bad fish jokes kept floating around...:-P
Ever had an erotic sex scene having the opposite effect on you?
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I've always thought good sex scenes ought to have some laughter involved, but angel and mermaid sex and anal fins that's just sad.
There have been many sex scenes in books and movies that were either total turnoffs or laugh inducing. Fortunately I've forgotten the truly bad sex scenes I've read. My brain has a built-in censor to protect it from horrid flashbacks.
Anal fins? So not hot. :-P Overblown discriptive lovescenes usually cause the eyeroll. I read something recently where the heroine's nipples contracted blissfully. Damn, I hate to see them contract mournfully, or angrily, or sullenly, or tepidly or jovially or... you get drift. lol.
Anal fin? Heeheehee. I was creeped out by Lora Leigh's barbed penises myself. LOL.
--Mel
kinda reminds me of that book Lyon and the mermaid scene in that one, not to mention his ...ah...extra appendage, lol. That was a weird one.
Lady Zannah,
I have read extra "appendages" in an alien world setting and it didn't take me out of the story. Heck, the Japanese seems to be obsessed with extra appendages in their hentai octopus-sex stories and I am able to read those (although the turn-on of tentacle sex escapes me). So I didn't think I'd laugh so hard about anal fin and gills caresses, you know?
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