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Maybe they're researching about writing one. Or maybe they are just plain sexual deviants.
Three Men Accused Of Digging Up Dead Body For Sex
Or they are crazy idiots. Can you imagine the conversation between these weirdos and the cops?
Cop #1: Son, what were you doing, digging up that corpse.
Weirdo #1: We wanted to have sex with it.
Cop #2: Tell the truth!
Weirdo #2: That is the truth! We wanted to watch him (pointing to Weirdo #3) have sex with a corpse.
Weirdo #3 (staring creepily at Cops)
I loved the evidence too: shovels, a crowbar and a box of condoms. What, he didn't want the possibility of making new baby corpses?
I read these news articles and I can only stare and shake my head. I can write a thousand macabre stories in my mind, but I'd never come up with this particular idea. Maybe I'm just not twisted enough. And I'm okay with that.
Friday, July 11, 2008
Not An Urban Fantasy
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4 comments:
Condoms? Girl, no one can make this up.
I am most certainly glad you're not twisted enough to come up with that.
That's just plain nas-tay.
I'm still laughing about the condoms. Not one. A PACKET! BWAHahahahaha.
GROSS! I can't wait to send that to all my friends from Wisconsin to ask what's up where they're from.
the thing about the condoms is, if you didn't want to get dead girl junk on you, why did her up?
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