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I wanted to write something clever and scintillating but a trip to Orlando wiped me out today. Leiha invited me to eat Korean and then take a sidetrip to Nordstrum to return these fabulous fuck-me boots. Food is a good bribery to get me on a roadtrip. Asian food is a dealmaker when it comes to shopping. Remember this.
All the dishes come with your order
Anyway, that trip? Was all about calories. When we finally reached my front door and after hitting the remote, Leiha had to lean over and pull the car door handle, then roll me out of the vehicle. It was a delicate procedure. Using the intricate science of momentum, I was able to time my slow roll so that I got through the garage door without crashing into it. Then, head against my rolypoly sides, Bad Puppy had to push me across the room with his dogfu.
It didn't take long before I subsided into a pile of exhausted lard and lay there till, oh, half-an-hour ago. Now that I'm awake, I feel totally disgusting. I still feel like a giant ball of lard. I think I need to go running to get my humanity back.
You know that's also a sign of old age, don't you? When you can't eat as much as you used to.
I'm doomed.
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P/S The title of the post came from a song in a ridiculous movie from the early 80s that I saw in film class. I can't remember much about it but that song pops up in my brain whenever I least expect it. I guess that makes it memorable.
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5 comments:
I was exhausted after our day yesterday. Who knew eating would take such a toll, LOL. Thank you so much for keeping me company, I never could have made the trip home without you to keep me awake and salivating over more food in the future LOL.
Lol that looks like a funny image in my head. And not its not a sign of old-age, because my dad still eats like he used to... you just probably had too much for your own good :P :D Next time, pace yourself haha
That sure looks yummy, too bad there isn't Korean food around here. Alpha male eats like there's no tomorrow, then complains he shouldn't have like that alka seltzer commercial. I don't eat much but I eat often.
Ha! I remember that song! Funny! Especially the part about taking them to a movie. When my kids were little they loved it! Thanks for the memory!
Leiha,
I'm still recovering.
Hazel,
I'm still recovering.
Lady Zannah,
I'm still recovering.
Kim,
Wanna see the Youtube short? :-)
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