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This headline in my local newspaper cracked me up today:
ARE YOU LIVING DANGEROUSLY? MORE PEOPLE DRIVING WITHOUT SEATBELTS.
Hahahahahahahha.
Half-million bikers in my town, most of them without helmets, almost 100 percent have alcohol in their blood system, and it's those folks without seatbelts living dangerously?
Heh heh heh heh heh.
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I'm watching the trailer for 10,000B.C. ? Yo. People then had better teeth and bodies than present day dudes, or what? I guess, we can't have big flabby dudes running around in their furry underwear (without bouncing), climbing giant pyramid-like structures (without panting), and trying to outrun the bad guys (without sweating profusely). The whole CGI trailer--not one ugly BC dude, man.
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Are you watching the new TV series premiere, New Amsterdam, coming on tomorrow? Immortal cop, looking for his twue love to break the "blessing" of not ever dying. I heard it's full of snarky comments and the trailers for the show looked interesting.
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Question of the week: How did I end up with two English papers to type for Ranger Buddy? Oh yeah...he can't type. Sigh.
Why do you think YOU end up doing some of your boys' (young and older) stuff? Is it the maternity complex in us? The nurture factor?
Monday, March 03, 2008
Monday Is All About Running Around
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I'm watching the trailer for 10,000B.C. ? Yo. People then had better teeth and bodies than present day dudes, or what? I guess, we can't have big flabby dudes running around in their furry underwear (without bouncing), climbing giant pyramid-like structures (without panting), and trying to outrun the bad guys (without sweating profusely).
Let us not forget that on TV and in movies women wake up in the morning with perfectly coiffed hair, makeup on with no raccoon eyes, neither she nor the person she's in bed with have morning breath or need to pee, and both are practically perfect in every way.
Man I wish my life was like that.
Why do you think YOU end up doing some of your boys' (young and older) stuff? Is it the maternity complex in us? The nurture factor?
Being male, I can't answer that question. However, if the question were asked about guys doing things like that for their girls, the cynic in me would suggest they have ulterior motives. But only when feeling cynical.
Off topic, I finished Virtually His. I really enjoyed it. One friend has already stolen... uh, I mean borrowed it. Now I have to go buy your earlier books. Which said friend, I'm sure, will attempt to "borrow" before I finish them.
Sigh.
Hey, I missed you ;-). I'm so glad you liked Virtually His! (bouncing up and down) That's a good boost to my current writer's block. The middle three books, starting from The Protector, are about Navy SEALs, so there's more military talk, esp. in the first book.
As for the perfectly coiffed lover and the one without the bad breath, it's often discussed among us romance readers too, and we all agree that we really don't want real live things like bad breath and morning noises to intrude into our romantic reading time, you know?
As for me typing papers for Ranger Buddy, I don't have any ulterior motive! I just feel sorry enough for a guy who can't type. CAN'T TURN ON A COMPUTER. I figure I can help a little....
Yeah, no morning dragon breath. LMAO. No way my hubby gets anything more than a peck before I've hit the ole bathroom. How I envy those peeple on teevee. If 10,000 BC comes to my shores, I'll be looking real closely for teeth fillings. LOL
Why do you think YOU end up doing some of your boys' (young and older) stuff? Is it the maternity complex in us? The nurture factor?
It's not a female thing. I will stand there and watch The Wast for hours while he fumbles to do up the buttons on his shirt correctly, or repeatedly erases a sentence that resembles the gradient of Mt. Everest. It's J who can't help himself by taking over the job and ruling straight lines to help with TW's budding literary efforts.
I'm such an evil mama.
we all agree that we really don't want real live things like bad breath and morning noises to intrude into our romantic reading time, you know?
Escapeism is our friend.
Virtually His came at the right time - I got the flu, so reading was all I could really handle these past few days. Still recovering. I claim my roommate gave it to me, since she got it first. She claims one of my clients gave it to me. Roomates can be such a pain :-).
As for me typing papers for Ranger Buddy, I don't have any ulterior motive! I just feel sorry enough for a guy who can't type. CAN'T TURN ON A COMPUTER. I figure I can help a little....
You're a good friend to Ranger Buddy.
I think the BC dudes were fit because they had so much physical work to do. No cars or big screen tv's. No Gold's gym either, either learn to outrun a sabertooth or die a gruesome death. The teeth issue I don't buy tho, no dentist therefore nasty/rancid morning breath all day long.
As far as the alpha males in my life, I refuse to do their stuff anymore. School work, cleaning the little alpha dudes rooms, picking up after the big alpha dude, forget it. I'm on strike and cracking the whip, must be the Domme in me.
Kaz,
I stand and watch like that too because it's fun to be evil ;-). But, the moment I see them (boys or men) STRUGGLING too hard, my instinct to take over and do it RIGHT takes over. LOL. I must be more maternal than I thought. I think I just scared myself...
Vince,
I hope you're feeling better.
Lady Zannah,
You'll do well as Queen of the 10,000 BC animals, with whip and all ;-P. Seriously, though, that trailer cracks me up every time. I know the Chinese were pretty civilized around 3000BC. I know the Egyptians were damned mathematicians around 4-5000BC. So, my head should be able to wrap around 10,000BC...nicely teethed males, sinewy and scanty females, and well-proportioned bodies, living side-by-side rampaging sabretooth beasts.
OOOh Vince I read a book by Lora Leigh in which the main dude got out of bed and the girl followed him to the bathroom only to find him "poised" at the toilet. That was funny.
Then there is one by Lori Foster in which the guy is getting all horny and wants to get busy as soon as they wake up but she's like "I gotta pee" and kills the mood and leaves him in bed alone , lol.
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