There was once a puppy who knew how to manipulate his mommy's heart with Christmas kisses.
See how he tried to divert her attention? See how INNOCENT he looked?
But the puppy was evil and loved to eat his mommy's books that took her attention away from him. Behind her back, using special dog-fu, he climbed up some chairs, took one book in his mouth, jumped off and trotted BACK to his nest to fight it to the death. After beating up and chewing his competition to bits, he climbed up the chair AGAIN and took on another of them! Bad evil naughty puppy did this to THREE romance heroes.
What amazed his mommy was the fact that his nest was in another room. This bad puppy took the time to take each book to his territory to rip apart.
Mommy was very upset. No more kisses for Bad Puppy all Christmas night.
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8 comments:
LOL He really is a Bad Puppy! Beats my daughter's bad kitten all to pieces. Bad Kitten won't leave the grown-up cats alone - he has absolutely no sense of self preservation. But at least he's moving at the end of the week. Good luck with Bad Puppy!
Awww. Which books did he get?
Maybe he's trying to audition for a part in one of your books as Jed's dog. He can give the ladies kisses and steal their secrets while they're distracted by Jed. LOL
Oh, that is baaaad.
Someday you'll laugh about it. Maybe.
I like the Jed's spydog idea.
Oh darn I said his name....please Heath baby do not be mad.
"dog-fu" gmao!! Aww, Gen, that sucks. You might have to get those bookcases with glass doors. :-P
That is bad! Man, he is racking up the bad karma though. Still, that is one impressive trick!
Spydog or not, he's one determined pup when it comes to getting what he wants. I can't believe he got hold of the books one by one like that.
They were new books this time, so replaceable, thank goodness. One of them was Madeleine Hunter's book.
Spydog...LOL...the nickname is growing on me.
LOL... your pup needs a good spanking!
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