WRITING BUSINESS FIRST ;-).
First, a wonderful review of VIRTUALLY HIS is up at The Romance Readers Connection. Read it HERE. Thank you, Wendy Keel, for taking the time to write such an in-indepth critique of Hell's first book!
Now this put me in a GREAT MOOD! Until...I received this (edited) email last night:
----- Original Message -----
From: Mr. Ednace ***
To: jenn@gennita.com
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 8:22 PM
Subject: virtually his
This book is terrible! It is totally based on sex! There is about 1/2 chapter based on any kind of plot! I have been gypped! If the government ever gets to this REM it better be based on more than screwing each other! You are supposed to have a book based on some type of plot...where is it? I kept reading thinking that surely it would get better...nope! did not happen! This girl needs to get another job!
Oooh ouch! So I checked the Properties of this wonderful email and found that this person's email addy was Snuffy@blahblah and I couldn't help but snigger at the thought of a man named EDNACE whose email is SNUFFY. I'm thinking, maybe some prankster? So, I decided I'd send out a "polite" response, using his moniker:
To: Mr. Ednace ***
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 8:39 PM
Subject: Re: virtually his
Dear Snuffy,
So sorry. Can you please return this book to the romance section of the bookstore? It must have been shelved under government documents by mistake.
Thank you.
Gennita
I don't think he appreciated my calling him Mr. Snuffy because he replied with this (edited):
----- Original Message -----
From: Mr. Ednace ***
To: GENNITA
Sent: Tuesday, May 01, 2007 8:50 PM
Subject: Re: virtually his
I don't want a refund. I just do not expect that kind of trashy writing! This is the first time that I have ever sent an email such as this, but that book was so offensive that I could not comment! There are readers out here that recognize the difference between writing and trash. If this is what you want for a future then grow up!
and...
...if you consider what you wrote romance, then I feel sorry for you. Raw sex has nothing to do with romance. How about Karen Robards, Anne Stuart , Brenda Novak, Kay Hooper. I think you need other role models. These authors have been around awhile. I have never even heard of Lora Leigh, Angela Knight or Laurell Hamilton. If you want a career in writing that will last, rather than a flash in a brief time span, then I think you need to revise your writing so that you have a plot that you develop that keeps a readers attention. Really, how long can you keep a person's interest when all you talk about is getting a man's head (or hand) between a woman's legs.and...
Gennita, we live in a time when there is a great deal of interest in sex...there always has been but if you want to be a writer that last beyond 2010 then you need to study other authors. Ones that are not here today and gone tomorrrow.
Well. That was nice. ;-) I'll post my response tomorrow, just to keep you hanging. After all, I'm...uh...trying to be suspenseful here. LOL.
So, anyway, I need a HUGGgggggg. Or at least, some comments about my pretty RT pics below...
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Romantic Times Convention Day Three
I woke up early to get attend a workshop on Urban Fantasy. Marjorie Liu is on the panel, along with great writers of the genre: Charlaine Harris, Rachel Caine, and Jim Butcher!
That's Jim looking all serious, handing the mic over to Charlaine but he was really, really funny. And witty. When one of the audience asked each author to describe Urban Fantasy in one succinct line, he said: "Dirty Harry Potter." We all laughed, but I thought, "Perfect!"
So I took a pic with The Man himself:
I later bought a whole bunch of his books signed by him AND someone STOLE them. I am still mad about that.
After the panel, Liz Maverick was interviewing Marjorie Liu, so of course I have to sidle in and interrupt! Liz looked fabulous and she owed me a drink!. ;-)
Of course I had my mid-morning drink ;-). Then I had to go to Club RT to meet with some readers and what do I see? Bare chested men.
Well, damn. And this was just around noon, mind you. Of course, I have to do this to get pictures for the blog (really hard work!):
This is Chris, from Virginia. His talent: clapping with his feet. I have photos!
This is Brian and he has nice shoulders. And abs. And...never mind. I needed another drink after that particular pose.
So off I went with some readers for a quick luncheon drink and bumped into Angela Knight! Goddess! Angela looked fabulous and I snatched up a book from her ;-).
Later that evening, I behaved. I dutifully hugged the right guy.
Then more merriment followed. I shall post more pictures tomorrow!
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11 comments:
Jenn:
Don't let Snuffy's comments bother you. He's probably jealous because he isn't Hell's monitor!
Not being jealous of Hell's monitor, but being slightly jealous of Hell myself, I love Virtually His and had no problem following the plot. Can't wait for books 2 and 3. Loved your RT photos too! That's one hot Steve!!
Leilani :)
Love, LOVE the pictures! Looks like so much fun. Are you holding Angela Knight's new book???? If so, I'm jealous.
As for Snuffy...is he telling you to plagarize other authors? *rolleyes* Every author has their own unique voice and I don't want you to change yours! I for one, hope there is MORE sex in the next book. ;)
jenna, I have to say snuffy did not read the same book I did because I wanted more sex, LOL. I like the fact that your books have a very specific voice, yours! Your books are smart, sexy and fun. Your career will last by being you, not be listening to crap like that. You are building a world and I can't wait for Virtually His to find out where you're heading next!
Love all of the pics, especially with such talented men, LOL. Why am I not surprised about the mid-morning drink? That's why I love you!
Did that review come from Amazon? Because it sounds like one there.:( (((Hugs)))
http://www.durhamcountylibrary.org/about/board.php
Snuffy hasn't heard of Angela K or L K Hamilton or Lora Leigh?!! Where is he from?! Ur-anus?!
Don't pay attention to crap like that Gen--we appreciate all that yummy sex. lol!!
Lucy (down under)
Definitely don't let those comments get you down. Snuffy isn't worth it. And for every Snuffy there's 10,000 great readers who aren't so, er, juvenile?
The pics look awesome! I personally thought Pan was hot that night. :-)
Hugs,
Chey
Hi Leilani!
Thank you for the thumbs up! I wanted Hell to have many choices...I mean, why not? ;-)
Casee,
I met so many of my favorite authors but I didn't have my camera on me! Or the pics didn't turn out, for some reason. Wahhhh. Yes, I scored Angela's book because she needed help carrying them, ha!
Leiha,
You know me...always trying to find a good time of the day for a drink ;-).
Jordan,
Yeah, the first two Amazon reviews weren't exactly happy readers, were they? It's one of those weeks!
Thanks, Lucy!
I like yummy sex too! And I think he's missing out on some great books if he hadn't read Angela Knight and all the other ladies he mentioned.
Hey Chey,
Pan was hot! But on the quiet side. I think he should have been crazier, more Pan-like! ;-) I had a great time at the conference. I hope you did too.
As for the stupid Snuffy incident, I just couldn't get over the fact that a man named Ednace has a Snuffy email. And if he wasn't a man, why try to hide behind that gender? Very odd!
Anonymous that posted the library link...I'm not sure whether your message didn't come through blogger or not. The link shows the board members of a library in Durham. Was there a reason for that? Sorry, I didn't get it.
Aww honey, what a knob. I mean - I never emailed someone about this before but blah, blah, blah... What a knob.
I am sending you loads of hugs as I write and hope you feel ok. This cannot be a nice experience, but what do they know.
*I* have your book next to my bed. It is Friday here in NZ, just got home from work and it was on the deck in a lovely courier package and its the weekend. I do not think I could ask for a more special weekend read.
Hugs and smooches!
Sarah
AND... Jim Butcher, Iam so jealous. And Steve and Brian and men without shirts, you and the blokes huh??? So where are the Su photos????
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