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TWO MORE DAYS TILL SWTA HITS THE BOOKSTORE NEAR YOU!!!
Oh, okay, it's freaking Sleeping With The Agent. There I said it. Sigh. If you feel sorry for me because of the title, Buy The Book. If you're laughing at me, Buy The Book. If you're looking for a conversation piece, Buy The Book. Look at me, I'm coughing and running a slight fever. Make me feel better: Buy The Book ;-).
Whew.
If that's not shameless promotional begging, I don't know what is. But hey, it works when my furbabie do it! Beg, I mean.
Since I'm on a romance versus Oprah-realism mood, below are more reasons to avoid real live couples and read ROMANCE. Here are couples you'll never see in GLow World romance:
***Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis
Our romance millionaire tycoons have better tastes in women and clothing ;-). Our millionaire tycoons also don't marry girls with the same name as theirs, heh heh. Talk about tacky.
***Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson
All those tattoos and nipple rings and home-made movies and boobs that grow bigger and smaller. Trashy.
***Britney Spears and Kevin Federline
Boy toys are fine, but boy toys who already have Other Kids with Other Woman, Not Fine. At least choose a boy toy that looks like one, sheesh.
***Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
Would you want to be part of the couple they call TomKat, huh? Seventeen years difference--yikes--but then, I hear Tom still likes to bounce up and down on couches, so maybe that really isn't an issue. I must admit, our genre does have whirlwind romances that leave the heroine breathless (and sometimes pregnant too), but would the hero be quite so...umm...nutty?
***Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown
Yikes. That's REALITY? Gimme romance ;-P.
You see? If you were a spy trying to forget about your dirty job, would you want to read about the lives of these couples? I say not! A real spy would pick up a romance because we have:
Roarke and Eve (our gabillionaire couple who has TASTE and BRAINS)
Zane MacKenzie and Barry Lovejoy (whirlwind romance that's engrossing and not just gross)
***ahem***Rick and Nikki (heh, for you, Dee!)
Are there any Real Couples you want to add to my list? What about Romance Couples that you'd prefer to spend your time with? Besides, I'd rather SLEEP WITH these men than the real live ones. Tommy Lee, ladies? Heh heh. Gimme John Medina instead....
Monday, December 26, 2005
Romance Over Real Life
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Very wise of you to include Rick & Nikki. Oh my, are there any real life couples that can compare?
Have to admit to a weakness for Zane & Barrie too.
It's much easier to come up with Romance Couples than romantic true-life couples. Hmmmm. Are there any romantic true-life couples? There must be, but I honestly can't come up with any. Not a problem, just give me a book.
Since I don't have to beg (I'm not the author after all) I want to ENCOURAGE everyone to get out there and pick up their copy of SWTA, 'tis money well spent.
Dee
Hi Jenn,
Merry Christmas! Albeit late. :-) Ya see, I finally bought that iMac I've been coveting -- that's right, coveting ;-) -- and I've been playing with it. It's simply awesome.
I got SWTA, by the way. Don't ask when. And all I can say is ... AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ... in reference to a certain chapter. Didn't you hear me scream all the way to Florida, cursing you and all that? Hehehe. Simply wicked by the way -- drop the bomb and boom .. curtain close. Man. You really gotta share their story. But back to SWTA, I love it -- the pace, the tension; glad to see some "old timers". It's money well spent, as Dee said. {{{{{Or in my case, it's bribe well spent. Hehehe}}}}}
-Leah
PS: I love the dedication. 'Twas an "awww" moment.
-Leah
Well, I can come up with a romantic famous couple, but it's from another generations--Paul Newman and Joanne Woodward. Yes?
Leah,
Congrats on the IMAC! I would love me an IMAC too but I'm committed to my Vaio laptop.
Yes, I heard the screaming from you and various others ;-). I'm glad, though, that you didn't read the last few chapters. It would have spoiled everything.
Thanks for buying the book! Can't wait to discuss it with y'all on Yahoo!
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