Spying At Men Is A Scary Thing

After this weekend with the boys, I've come to the conclusion that woman was created to make a man out of the male ;-). Below are a few reasons why I reached this conclusion. Please remember these men are all over 38 years old and 90 percent are married and with almost grown-up kids:

1) Left alone, men will moon each other at the first opportunity. It's a male fraternization thing to show each other their asses. And I don't mean a nice pull-down of the pants and baring of the flesh...I mean in the grosses fashion you could think of that would make most women smack their children for even thinking of such a thing.

2) Left alone, men will stare at women in bars, in restaurants, on the beach, in the laundromat when they go out together. And they will talk of melon season as if they were still teenagers who had never looked at bare breasts before.

3) Left alone, men will push each other into a swimming pool no matter how old they are. They think it's fun to try to catch a football and belly flop and splatter water all over the place.

4) Left alone, men still like to stick stuff down each other's underwear and cackle like boys when the victim puts them and starts cursing. Now you understand why those teen movies ALWAYS makes money.

5) Left alone, men can watch hours of TV. Hours. HOURS.

6) Left alone, men will happily eat greasy food forever.

7) Left alone, men will scratch their butts in front of each other.

8) Left alone, men will catch lizards so they can make their own Animal Planet show by feeding the poor lizards to the big cranes that fly down to the pool side. They think it's the coolest thing to watch the poor lizard "run" across the water in vain.

These are just a few mentionable things that I've witnessed. Since I've seen a LOT worse from roofers, I'd thought it was just because they were roofers, but now I know better. It's men. They are all like that. =8-O Mind you, these are pretty responsible men when I see them in their home units--very daddy-like, very responsible, CLEAN people who seldom curse, who don't make sexist comments, and whom I'd never thought would wear underwear over their heads.

Now you too know the biggest spy discovery of the year. Don't let your spouse/mate out of your sight....

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