Spies Vs Spam-alot

Do uberspies have the same curse as me? MSN SUCKS, I yell almost daily when I see the spams in my Inbox.

Do the world's spammers target MSN accounts out of sheer spite or sheer ease of getting msn account addys? I mean, I get dozens of spams a day in my MSN and Hotmail accounts, whereas all my others are relatively good at filtering those bastards out. And no, I didn't have to go into any setups to approve or disapprove incoming mail either. MSN sucks.

And these evil attackers come in waves. Right now, besides the usual Big Male Erection ads, I'm the target of every carpet/floor and window covers ad out there. I have no idea why spammers have come to the conclusion that I need new carpeting or my floor laminated or new curtains to replace the skanky ones in my house, but these ads are coming in every few hours, telling me I NEED something done. I haven't gone to any home decor sites lately so this is a mystery to me.

MSN sucks. The more they tell me they've upgraded their security, the more spams filter through.

These batches of ads have themes too. Some weeks it's a group of spams about buying watches. Over and over, I get these messages about watches. Then there was the batch that kept telling me that I need assisted living. Is someone out there selling info about me getting forgetful about time, and hence, must be OLD?! Gah.

I wish I can unleash my uberspies on the spammers of this world. Spammers are like the bad guys in spy novels--they steal info about you from "sources" and either sell it to each other or bombard you with mind-altering messages, telling you that you need to go to their site to check out these hot mammas to fulfill your sexual fantasies. Divert your attention and then WHAM! Your puter has been taken over by pop-ups.... Send Jack Bauer in to infiltrate, I say!

Of course, you know who the spammers think are the easiest targets--men ;-/. Male enhancement; Porn sites; Medication for men's health (snort! Since when are Xanax, Viagra and Cialis about health?). Men must be clicking these spams. Grrrr. Show them a pic of a naked woman and yup, sure enough, they click, click, click. Promise to add inches to their little brains and they click, click, click. Tell them they can be a sex god and they...click, click, click.

I know uberspies would never rant like me. They would do something about it. Perhaps trace these dudes and spam them back. Do these spammers curse at spams in their Inbox? Or do they grin and say, "Hey, good email addy to steal!"? I bet they have mega-filters in their stupid computers.

Or maybe, both uber-spy and spammer would mutter, like me, "MSN sucks," go to the delete thingie on top and click, click, click.

A Monty Python curse to spammers: "May your armpits (and balls too, add moi) be infested by the fleas of a thousand camels."

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