Mini Reviews: Sherlock Holmes & Mission Impossible

It's the end of 2011. I have done 5 of the 8 things I needed to get done by the end of it. It's a good thing I'm not Sherlock Holmes or Ethan Hunt or I'll never be able to save the world in time!

Without further ado, HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU and two more holiday movies in short form:

SHERLOCK HOLMES II:
1) Six-packed Sherlock!!!
2) Ninja Sherlock!!!
3) Space age missiles!!!
4) Biological warfare!!!
5) Watson the party animal!!!
6) CGI Swiss Alps!!!
7) Sherlock and Watson dancing together!!!
8) The look of pure lurv between Sher and Watson before Sher jumped!
9) Again, SIX-PACKED SHERLOCK!!! 
10) Dude next to: "Where are da chipmunks?"

It was pure fun and every crazy clue counted and connected. Expect to be entertained. Don't expect any tours of any countries, even though the action took place in at least three. And oh, the bromance was wonderful. Poor Mrs. Watson, she doesn't know Watson at all.

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Mini review of Mission Impossible 4:
1) Tom Cruise in a hood
2) Budapest! Moscow! Dubai! Mumbai!
3) There was a lot of running. After trains, after men, after woman, in
the traffic, around a building, in a dust storm, but no f&%king Matt Damon!
4) Tom Cruise after a Cruise missile! Cruise on Cruise! Geddit?
5) The villains made better masks than MIF. WTH?
6) The missile clanked like an aluminum pot against a building.
7) JJ Abrams stole his own technology from Person of Interest. Why didn't he get Caviezel in there too, dammit? Caviezel would kill Cruise with da look. And he wouldn't need no stinkin' hood.
8) You can drive 100 mph in the streets of Mumbai without hitting a cow. Rrrrrigggght.
9) Tom Cruise can't kiss like a jealous fool.
10) Tom Cruise's face ate heavy metal posts, cars, building windows, you name it, he flew into them...and not a scratch. Not a broken tooth. Or bruise. His opponents? Black eyes, broken lips, bruises, broken bones. Mission impossible! 
11) The dude beside me: "Where are the freaking chipmunks, dammit?!!" There were camels. No chipmunks.
12) OH! JOSH HOLLOWAY's DIMPLEZZZs!

See you next year! Thank you for visiting my blog and you know 2012 is going to be exciting :).

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