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So, you think writing about spy-murder and intrigue is scary...check out these photos from the Olympics Ice Dancing event last night that fall into the "What were they thinking" category.
It's good to know neon blue leopard print didn't die out from the eighties. It makes me want to wear it on the roof.
Here is a close-up: 
Then we have Karate Kid holding up his lover. You'll notice that she'd sprinkled candy flakes all over her boobs to tempt him:
He's also thinking about karate-chopping her in half.
This Japanese dude wore his top backwards so we don't have to laugh at his chest. And the pink so goes with the bright yellow:
He looks like he's going to eat the flowers off her chest too. Hmm, I think there's a theme here....
This concoction is as scary as the position she's in. This is SUPPOSED to add points in the SeKret Markeeng System. Oh wow, she touched the blade of her skate, give her 10 extra points!
And the winner:
Check out the expression on her face. Hawaii puked all over her boobies.
:-)
Want to wear any of these for any of the coming ROMANTIC TIMES balls, girlfriends? ;-) Come on, triple-dog dare ya.
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2 comments:
Wow, Gennita. That last outfit might make the opening night luau, but I couldn't squeeze one boob into it, let alone the rest of the body.
I love the ice dancing competition but last night was such a bummer with so many falls. My heart breaks for the competitors. I'm glad the top American pair stayed on their skates and are in 2nd place going into the last dance.
Mary Stella,
I'm not enjoying these Olympics because I'm pissed off at the marking system ;-). For example, they created a LEVEL 4 for the Olympics--if you touch your head with your skates, you get more points. So I spend the whole darn time counting how many times the female figure skater contorts her body so her head touches her skate, and if she can't do it, she just pulls the leg to her head hard. GAH. The winning Russian couple did it at least six times. Bah.
SQ,
Heehee. Really, really horrendous costumes this year. I know the theme music is Latin but must you portray yourself as a sleazy Latin lover? LOL.
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